Geographic Index USA: Western (CA, NV, AZ, HI) USA: Elsewhere Mexico and the Caribbean South America Europe Asia and the South Pacific Brief Accounts of... Puerto Vallarta, MexicoOctober, 1993Stayed at the Marriott Casa Magna, an outstanding resort hotel that I'd recommend to anyone. Puerto Vallarta is a beautiful old town, with bumpy (er, that's rustic) cobblestone streets and steep hills, set on the edge of the jungle. Visit Chi-Chi's on the way to Mismaloya, and don't worry if the locals snicker at the name when you ask for directions there.Best Part of the Trip: It was FREE! Thanks to my friend Jeannie
and the Gods of PacTel Cellular, the airfare, accommodations, most food,
a few cocktails, and a wild ride in a parachute strapped to the back of
a boat were all included.
Las Vegas, NV; Silver City, NMNovember, 1993First it was a trip across the desert to Las Vegas, where about 6 of us crammed into a room at the Harrah's hotel/casino. Then it was my solitary trip across the desert, through Widgetville, then Phoenix, then Miami (AZ, that is), a brief jaunt on US 666 (the highway to hell), and finally on into glorious Silver City NM.The Bad News: Trying to drive 500 miles of mostly 2-lane highways isn't a great idea after 1 hour of sleep. The Good News: The hitchhikers I had to pick up -- talking to someone keeps me awake -- they didn't try to kill me. One said his "friends" had left him camping in the desert for days and was plenty happy to see I had a water bottle. The other reeked of tequila and said he'd spent the night in a cave. All in all, made for interesting conversation and an alert, safe driver. The Unfortunate: New Mexico doesn't sell beer on Sunday... well, at least not in the store. That's what the bar is for. 40-ouncers were available to go. And the Ugly: The further east from Phoenix you go, the more
it looks like a dentist could make a killing in these here parts.
Mazatlan, MexicoAugust, 1994Spent many days relaxing on the beautiful, sandy beach in front of the just fabulous El Cid Mega Resort, and many nights out late at Senor Frogs and Bora-Bora. Although the weather was xtra-humid and often rainy, it made for incredible thunderstorm-watching from the beach palapas at night. The ocean was suspiciously warm, too, but the waves were nicely shaped for body-boarding.Best Part of the Trip: The lodging, at the aforementioned El Cid, courtesy of Yvette's parents generosity with their timeshare property. Other Memorables: $15 all-U-can-drink-all-nite at the Valentino's/Bali Hai/Bora-Bora complex and hanging out with a crowd of very few Americans, mostly Mexicans from nearby Guadalajara -- and these people know how to have a good time. Low Points: Breaking my nose (well, again) on the Banana boat ride, and not realizing it until I got back home (the subsequent fight with PacifiCare over getting it fixed was no picnic either). Weird Events: Running into someone I know there... who happens
to be named Erik as well. And the activity director at El Cid -- the woman
who arranged contests of daring, skill, and alcohol-tolerance -- was a
dead-on Nicole Brown/Simpson lookalike. It's a small world, after all.
San Felipe, MexicoMemorial Day Weekend, (May) 1995I'd spent time in San Felipe before; it was a little fishing village with the Sea of Cortez on one side and 120 miles of flaming desert on the other. Now its a mecca for anyone with a 2 to 4 wheeled off-road vehicle... or anyone with a tent. The streets brimmed with refuse, human and otherwise, and the town itself had a certain sweetness in the air, a mix of 2-stroke engine exhaust and a certain eu de toilet.The Good: Tearing up and down sand dunes on kiddie-Quadcycles. The Bad: Hearing everyone else tearing up and down sand dunes on Quadcycles (generally 6AM to midnight). The Feo: Whatever was in that fish taco turned out to be the
gift that kept on giving (thank the pharmaceutical gods for Lomotil and
Dramamine for an eventual resolution of that problem).
Cancun, MexicoJune, 1995Well, I needed something to do for the 5 days I had off in between jobs, and the fine folks at Golden Eagle Travel of Huntington Beach, CA were able to get me just the ticket. So, with two friends, I enjoyed the tidy-bowl-blue water, snorkeling reefs, climbing ancient ruins, nighttime debauchery and daytime sun. The Melia Turquesa was an excellent deal (although I've seen its rates have gone up significantly since then) and Melia's fine dining restaurant Aliem was so damn inexpensive that I had to ask if the menu prices were printed in pesos or US$ (pesos it was!)Would I go back? Oh, hell yes. And I did. Twice. Peruse Tales from the Yucatan for another exciting Cancun adventure !Tip from the Trip! If you have a connecting flight in Mexico, don't despair. This just means that when you arrive in Cancun, you find yourself passing through the National arrivals terminal, which spares you the lines for customs, the red-light-green-light game, etc. You'll be served all the necessary paperwork as you await your connecting flight (in Mexico City or wherever). Meanwhile, your baggage is snaking its way through the bowels of the airport to your connecting flight with nary the curious hand of a customs agent pawing your packed silky intimates. Jump to info about another Cancun trip.
Laughlin, NVLabor Day Weekend, Sept 1995The Viscount Air package, with flights from the Burbank airport, and two nights accommodations at the new Riverside hotel tower, was just to good to pass up. Normally, a trip to Laughlin on a holiday weekend can be a 5+ hour ordeal from these here parts. With the drive to Burbank and the lateness of Viscount Air's aging 737, it was only a 4 hours, and less of an ordeal.Don Laughlin's new tower was a nice departure from an otherwise dingy, smoky casino. The guys at Harrah's had the newest jet-skis; although they did cost a few dollars more to rent than elsewhere, they were a lot of fun. And Harrah's William Fisk Steakhouse served us up excellent dinners with class (although the joint has got a lot noisier, judging from a more recent visit).
Miami / Palm Beach / Singer Island, FLAug 1995, Jan '96, Feb '96, Most of March '96, May '96 and Feb '97With the exception of my 1997 visit, these were all business trips. Yet when the 8 hours of obligatory work is completed and you're staying at a beach resort, the line between "business trip" and "oceanside vacation" begins to blur.The Good: Oh, too numerous to count... let's see...
The Bad: The foul Radisson Singer Island hotel (the Holiday Inn was full once for an unfortunate 3-day period) . . . and also your typical cotton-topped Floridians who know that the safe speed for driving whilst looking through the steering wheel is no more than 30 MPH. And Would I Go Back? Of course, and I did... once just for fun.
If I could get my work to sponsor more trips there, even better, but lately
it's been Chicago in the wintertime for me.
Southern Caribbean CruiseJanuary, 1996Of course, you can read all about it in Tales of the Caribbean. But basically this was a fun-filled Carnival cruise that began in San Juan, Puerto Rico and visited St. Thomas (w/ memorable side trip to St. John), St. Martin/Sint Maaaaartin, Dominica, Barbados and Martinique.Would I do it again? Oh certainly, particularly aboard one of new gargantuans of Carnival's royal armada. But I'd spend more time on Barbados, less time on Martinique, and calm my desire to participate in (and eat) everything that's offered. Tips from the Trip: Flights leaving Puerto Rico on Sunday afternoons are terribly overbooked. I took advantage of this situation and reached Miami a couple hours late, sure, but with $950 in free American Airlines travel in my pocket -- I volunteered to get bumped off three consecutive flights. But heed this warning: Should you join the ranks of the bumped, you will get a free meal ticket for the restaurant at the San Juan airport. Have you ever had a grilled cheese sandwich that was somehow flatter than ONE slice of bread? Well, pondering that mystery was the high point of my meal there. Too Weird: Canadians seem to think I resemble their most famous
serial killer Paul Bernardo.
Las Vegas, NVFebruary, 1996What better way to honor George and Abe on Presidents' Day than to throw their dead brethren 'round a blackjack table?The Good: That the Sahara's discount accommodations didn't turn out to be that bad after all. Just get a tower room and avoid the motel-like wing! The Tasty: The Dim Sum Sunday Brunch at the Mirage. At $20, yeah, it's a little steep. But it's in its own exceptionally quiet corner of the Mirage and everything down to the chicken feet was tasty. Also tasty and fun was Dive!, Steven Spielberg's submarine sandwich submarine. << A previous Vegas trip
Learn what 2-Pac for a Vegas trip ... >>
Bonaire, Netherlands AntillesMay, 1996A week in the Caribbean for Free! Can you beat that? Well, courtesy of the nice fellows at Interknowledge Travel Network, I found that I had won their "Bonaire Challenge" contest. This got me and a friend a week of accommodations, the scuba diving "resort certification" course, and a few incredible dives along the most spectacular and unspoiled reef in North America. What an introduction to scuba diving.The Good: Hell, it was free. . . what more can you ask for? The Not-So-Good: Not all aspects of the trip were free, or as stated in the award... but us beggars can't be choosers. Us beggars ended up having many a meal at the KFC in Krallendjk (highly recommend is the Power Combo, consisting of spicy wings, a biscuit, and a Heineken, all within your budget). And the Wild Nights The KFC after dark. Or maybe it was tearing
around the empty, dark streets on rented scooters. Or maybe a couple of
beers at Karyl's Beach Bar (conveniently located across the street from
the KFC). Anyway, not a whole lot happens in greater metropolitan Bonaire
when the sun goes down. If it's not underwater, it's apparently not happening.
Las Vegas, NVSeptember, 1996It was probably fortunate for us that we didn't linger around the front of the Maxim after seeing the (pretty bad, but including two drinks and a complimentary buffet) Maxim's "Comedy Max" show, but had we hung around, we would have been ducking bullets intended for Tupac Shakur, who suffered a serious traffic incident there on that evening.Hey, Nice Froth: Wanna plush weekend room in Vegas for
about $75, complete with big-screen TV and Jacuzzi? Centrally located
on the strip -- did I give it away -- it's the Center Strip Inn.
A proud recipient of AAA's one-diamond award, the Center Strip's rooms
are decent; you could do much worse for the same price with Circus Circus,
where you wouldn't even have a Jacuzzi to dump in bubble-bath.
Cancun, Mexico, and the general surrounding areaThanksgiving (Nov/Dec), 1996Yes, I went back. Yes, Canadians still think I'm a serial killer. Read all about it in Tales from the Yucatan [<<Jump Back] to information
about my previous Cancun trip,
Chicago / Rockford, ILJanuary, 1997Who says hell can't freeze over? Well, I think it did. Not a fan of sub-zero temperatures, icy runways and the like, I spent 2 1/2 days there for work-related stuff with one of the more cheerful fellows from the office. Of that time, approximately 45 seconds were spent outdoors, and that was in a high-speed dash across frigid tundra to an open car, building, or aircraft door. What a hoot.
Louisville, KY and Nashville, TNJanuary 1997Another work-related trip sent me to Louisville, KY; however, I was able to arrange a side trip over the weekend to visit a friend in Nashville.The Good: The friendliness, the tasty food, and a visit to the birthplace of my benevolent uncle in Lynchburg, TN, the esteemed Mr. Jack Daniels. The Unbelievable: Lynchburg is in a dry county, meaning no tastings... and no purchases from the gift shop on Sundays. Can you believe that?? The Redemption: It wasn't just any Sunday, it was Superbowl Sunday,
and the next county was only minutes away.
Rio de Janeiro, BrazilApril, 1997A more detailed account of my 9-day trip is in the works... keep an eye out on this site for Tales from Brazil, or search for that title under the newsgroup bitnet.travel-L for some rudimentary ramblings I wrote in 5/97 (try DejaNews with Tales from Brazil as the keyword)..I enjoyed Rio to the point that I'd consider life there, if the opportunity presented itself. I have the good fortune of knowing a Carioca (a Rio resident -- not someone who sings in Japanese bars). Not only does she know the city inside and out, but she's also an airline employee capable of procuring free travel. Some high points and recommendations:
San Francisco, CAMay, 1997The Bay to Breakers Run, and Other Hash House Harriers Shenanigans: Basically a fun weekend, culminating in the notorious 12km Bay to Breakers Run, where awards are given not only for finishing first, but for making the distance in the most tasteless get-up. Me & about 150 of my closest friends stayed at the Milano, a place that was probably far to classy for our purposes.
Laughlin, NevadaJune, July and August 1997Briefly, the Golden Nugget is a nicer place to stay than the Hilton, which is nicer than the Gold River. Plus the 'Nugget has Tarzan's, where you can dance, drink, and groove to the band and arm's-pull away from the slots. Jet skiing, gamblin' & carousin' make this a better summer place to hang out in than Las Vegas.<< Back to a previous Laughlin trip Cabo San Lucas, MexicoAugust, 1997Gettin' there in style... charter style: I booked this trip through SunQuest Holidays, a purveyor of rock-bottom price vacation packages. Considering $220 R/T air travel, they didn't do so badly, and neither did we. Their charter plane (a MD-83 from Mexican outfit Allegro Air) had real simulated leather seating, was on time both ways, and they served breakfast-in-a-bag that beats out American Airlines' Bistro feedbag.The Hot:
The Not So Hot: The food there. I mean, for a world-class fishing locale, the seafood was consistently an expensive disappointment. Major offender was a place called Kokomo's, which also offended by playing Macarena twice while people were trying to eat. Is This Really Mexico? Well, sure, the currency was occasionally in pesos, the employees were Mexican... but I was hard-pressed to find any Mexican tourists there! I've noticed about 50%+ tourists from other parts of Mexico in such places as Puerto Vallarta, Mazatlan (in particular) and Cancun. In Cabo, they e'speak English, the prices are American, and I encountered something I could not even fathom outside of the US: a couple of mixed drinks were too watery!!. Can you believe that? Would I go back? Oh sure... if the Yucatan, Mazatlan, Puerto Vallarta, Hawaii, and the Caribbean were all devastated by the nefarious effects of El Nino. Or if SunQuest continued to offer $220 airfares there.
Cancun & Cozumel, MexicoNovember - December, 1997Yes, I went back yet again . . . same place, different Thanksgiving vacation, with a side trip to Cozumel as a bonus. This time I spent a six nights in Cancun at the decent Krystal and four in Cozumel at the even more decent Plaza Las Glorias. And nobody called me Paul Bernardo this time around. The Good: Entertainment half-price hotel rates, time with my good friend from Brazil, scuba diving in Cozumel, singin' in the rain. The Bad: The torrential rains, which poured non-stop for four consecutive days. Also, don't even consider eating a US-style Thanksgiving dinner in Mexico. It will make you long for home and for Immodium. More to follow in the form of Tales from the Yucatan -- The Sequel, appearing soon at a web site near you. You might also find some rudimentary ramblings by searching DejaNews using the keywords Tales Yucatan Sequel. [<<Jump Back] to info
about my previous Cancun/Yucatan adventure.
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil: Carnaval 1998February 1998Carnaval in Rio de Janeiro -- those guys in New Orleans should be ashamed to even call that cute Mardi Gras event a party. I arrived in Rio in the midst of Carnaval, arguably the worlds biggest party. And I got to share it with a few hundred thousand of the world's best people, the Cariocas, Rio's never dull residents.The Good:
Kuala Lumpur and Penang, MalaysiaSeptember-October 1998This portion of your tour has been brought to you by Malaysia Airlines, the InterHash, and the Devalued Malaysian Ringgit. "Tales from Southeast Asia" is in the works; check back soon for more details. In the meantime...Why Malaysia, anyway? The Hash House Harriers (that group that sponsors activities that resemble the 10k runs, treasure hunts, and drinking contests all rolled into one) were having a bi-annual “Interhash” gathering in Kuala Lumpur. This involved gathering about 6,000 like-minded (and loose-livered) souls from all over the world, dumping in equal parts bad-local-beer with bad-manners, and stirring to a frenzy inside the bowl of a decrepit Kuala Lumpur sports arena. So, about the same time that the Malaysian government was prosecuting its own leaders for various morality code violations, Hashers were running naked through the stands of ol' Merdeka Stadium. Don't know if the security guards were to keep the uninvited out... or the Hash inside. And with Malaysia Airlines as one of the sponsors, and a heavy dose of the Asian Economic Flu going about, I was able to score a grand, six-flight, half-way-around-the-world package of tickets LAX-Kuala Lumpur, KL-Penang and KL-Bali airfare for under US$900. The Good:
Bali, Indonesia October 1998 Cheap, beautiful, fun, and we weren't there long enough. Watch out for crooked cab drivers and money changers! And Hituk Megawati!! (More detail coming soon)
Playa del Carmen, QR, Mexico November 1998 Just down the coast from Cancun... and a far more of a kick-back environment that, of all things, actually seems Mexican! (More tales of Uncertified Scuba Adventures, crocodiles, bad howler monkeys, rusty Jeep Wranglers, and the Nickel-n-Dime-Continental Plaza to follow!)
Jan-Feb 1999 A contender for Erik's Favorite Country award, right up there with Brazil. Underwater adventures! (I'm now a PADI-certified scuba diver, finally). Above water hazy recollections! (I developed a certain enthusiasm for Aussie brews). I sent off some e-mails from the road; be sure to check out Tales from Down Under.
March 1999 Turned a three-day industry seminar into a six-day tour of our nation's capital... The Good:
The Good:
July, 1999 I spent 12 days in and around Cancun, the Mayan Riviera, and a rarely-explored island a couple hundred miles across the Caribbean. For the first third of the journey, I stayed at the Sheraton. The second portion found me in Cuba, and the final installment took place back in Cancun at our favorite standby, the hotel Krystal. The Good News:
The Not-So-Good News:
July, 1999 Sandwiched neatly within those 12 days in Cancun was a jaunt across a short stretch of the Caribbean sea to Havana. I spent four days and three nights in Fidel's Workers' Paradise. Some of the strangest experiences of my life happened in those four days -- many more details to follow. Stay tuned. Nov-Dec, 1999 Trip number 5 to Cancun found me enjoying yet another Mexican Turkey Day on the shores of the Caribbean. This time I didn't even venture alone: my friend Mark went for his first Cancun experience. More details to follow... Feb, 2000 Bula! Mana Island is beautiful. More to follow. I mean it. Really.
Australia & Tasmania Wilderness InterHash 2000 Feb-Mar, 2000 G'day, once again! And you will find more exciting info about the follow-up to my 1999 Sydney & Cairns adventure here. In the meantime, enjoy some HHH photos of the Tasmania InterHash portion of this trip. Various trips to Laughlin, NV and that Bustling Metropolis of Bullhead City, AZ Summer, 2000 up through Nov. 2000 Several high-speed trips across the desert brought about several extended weekends with my new friends Chris and Renee, residents of that glistening desert oasis known as Bullhead City. Conveniently located across the river from Laughlin, Bullhead City offers a glimpse of true desert life, replete with 120F heat, rusting trailer parks, active methamphetamine trade, and a former El Pollo Loco converted into the town's hippest bar. Many, many tales to follow... Nov-Dec 2000 Trip Number 6 to one of my favorite places... and this time with a contingent that continues to grow. Several friends joined in at various times to enjoy the reefs of Cozumel and the liver-wrecking evenings of Cancun. Many, many tales to follow... pictures, too. Club Med, Playa Blanca / Mexico Feb 2001 Never the real fan of the all-inclusive vacation concept, I was a little apprehensive about what to expect in a week at a Club Med. It turned out to be one of the best (and by far the cheapest) solo vacations I've ever taken. More to follow... really. April 2001 A good trip... but Oahu's no Cancun. More to follow. Ireland: Dublin, Galway and Limerick September 2001 My friend Heather talked me into this one. I've never put Ireland, Britain, etc. at the top of my list of travel destinations due to my allergy to cold, dreary, drippy weather. But she talked me into it, and I was glad we went: one of the many rumors that we quickly dispelled was that weather one. It was sunny and warm for 7 of our 8 days there! We stayed in the Temple Bar part of Dublin (it rocks!), took the train to Galway (greater downtown Galway rocks, too!) and went to Limerick, where they have in fact heard about The Man From Nantucket. Made it back home just in time in the evening of September 10th, too... October, 2001 Spent the weekend there on a solo trip and had a my fair share of oysters and Hand Grenades. Explanation to follow... really! November, 2001 A long weekend with the Iguana HHH and the Predator. More to follow... November/December, 2001 Yes, it's an annual pilgrimage. More to follow... New Year's, 2002 More to follow... January, 2002 More to follow... Philadelphia, PA and southern NJ April, 2002 Yeah, you're asking why? Coming soon... Spain and Portugal July 2002 More to follow... Maui, Hawaii September, 2002 More to follow... Buenos Aires, Argentina and Iguaçu Falls, Argentina / Brasil October, 2002 More to follow... Cancun and Cozumel, Mexico November, 2002 More to follow... Brasil: Carnaval in Rio + Sao Paulo and Some Kick-Ass Islands March, 2003 More to follow... Barcelona & Alicante, Spain + Italy June - July, 2003 More to follow... Tampa, FL + Western Caribbean Cruise September, 2003 More to follow... New Zealand November, 2003 More to follow... Cancun's Club Med February, 2004 More to follow... Brasil: Carnaval in Rio + Bahia + Pernambuco Feb - March 2004 More to follow...
Updated 6/26/05. And there's more to come.
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